Bonus Quiz!
Which two Smorgaschord members are married to each other? Answer

Who organizes parades? Answer

Who is the parent of twin girls? Answer

Who plays the fiddle? Answer

Who briefly had a job handling bounced checks? Answer

Which two members come from a barbershop background? Answer

Which member became pregnant while in Smorgaschord? (Er...not really with Smorgaschord at the time) Answer

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" (Audio) (Site)
--Mexican Bandit, Blazing Saddles (1974)

We earn badges by guerilla-singing in unusual places. Some badges we've earned:

Shop-till-you-drop badge: Sing for people in a grocery store. After the song, the Safeway cashier said over the loudspeaker, "You won't find THAT at Albertson's!"

A-cappella karaoke badge: Ask the DJ to turn off the background and see how many people can crowd around one mic.

Silly Wig badge: Sing for the staff at the House of Humor in return for wearing some of their silly wigs.

Audience dispersion badge: At the bus station, the young men scattered, probably fearful of nonviolent lyrics.

Sing for the band badge: A foursome at a random cafe table turned out to be a rock band. After our song, we said "your turn!" but they didn't have their instruments, hahahahaha.